SOME FAMOUS FUNNY AND INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

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• “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” 
  ― Oscar Wilde                                                                                                                                   
• “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” 
  ― Albert Einstein                                                                                                                              
• “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” 
  ― Dr. Seuss                                                                                                                                          
• “Be the change that you wish to see in the world.” 
  ― Mahatma Gandhi                                                                                                                                   
• “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” 
  ― Mahatma Gandhi                                                                                                                                
• “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” 
  ― Ralph Waldo Emerson                                                                                                                       
• "If you are good at something,never do it for free"                                                                                                          -Joker The Dark Knight                                                                                       
• “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” 
  ― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince & Other Stories                                                                                                      

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.” 
― Mark Twain                                                                                                                                            

• “Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.” 
  ― Dr. Seuss
• "Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you."                                                                                                                                                       - Muhammad Ali
• "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."                                   -William Shakespeare
• "Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."   - Chanakya
• "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking."                                                                                     - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
• "Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right
  - Henry Ford 
• "Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."                                                                                              
  -George Burns
    
• "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
  - Martin Luther King Jr.
• "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."
  - Bjarne Stroustrup
        
• "Happiness equals reality minus expectations."
  -Tom Magliozzi
     
• "The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
  -Salvador Dali 
   
• "A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."
  -Paul Erdos
       
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  "Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'."
                                                                                   -Friedrich Nietzsche
      
• "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
  -Napoleon Bonaparte
• "I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction."
  -Clarence Darrow
       
• "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
  -Binay
   
• "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
  -Sharon Stone
   
• "If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."
  -J. Paul Getty
   
• "When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."
  -George Washington Carver 
   
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  "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
                                                                            -Thomas Alva Edison
    
• "Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
   -Aldous Huxley
      
• "Black holes are where God divided by zero."
  -Steven Wright
     
• "A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship."
  -John D. Rockefeller
     
• "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."
  -Ambrose Bierce
         
• "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
  -Samuel Johnson
   
• "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
  -Dwight D. Eisenhower
     
• "Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working."
  -Albert Giacometti 
   
• "There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
  -Frank Zappa
   
• "Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
  -Isaac Asimov
   
•   "Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together."
  - Georg Lichtenberg